"So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999..."

"On and on, the story of our lives goes on and on..."

"Well I try, and I try, and I try, and I try..."

"Simply having a wonderful Christmas time..."

"I'd be merry but I'm Hebrew..."

"Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down..."

"My body's at home, but my heart's in the wind..."

"...and dream how wonderful your life may be."

"Welcome to the new wild west..."

"Five hundred, twenty-five thousand six-hundred minutes, how do you measure a year?"