How To Beat Your Child At The Daylight Savings
"I Am Going To Mess Up My Sleep Patterns For Two Weeks Over An Hour Change On The Clock"
Get up in the morning per usual on the morning of daylight savings.
Take your child to a birthday party at a local children's play-gym.
Watch with enjoyment as your child climbs/hops/rolls/jumps/swings/wiggles/giggles.
Repeat Step Three as much as humanly possible of the course of an hour.
Place comatose child in bed at standard bedtime.
And there you have it!